This would be fun at baptisms and useful for deterring the Mormon missionaries and the JWs. I also wonder how it would work on skateboarders.
Friday, November 13, 2009
I Want One...
This would be fun at baptisms and useful for deterring the Mormon missionaries and the JWs. I also wonder how it would work on skateboarders.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Monday, November 09, 2009
Back At You, 'Buddy'.
Saturday, November 07, 2009
Urgent Prayer Request.
Friday, November 06, 2009
Thursday, November 05, 2009
Not In My Name!
(PS Tell me again why the visitation of the religious congregations in this country is a bad idea. Though it is becoming obvious that the men's congregations needed to be included too.)
Playing The Matchmaker.
And so eligible Catholic guys out there (Barneso are you listening?), let me introduce you to Kat from Carolina also known as the Crescat. Here is a pretty (look at the profile picture), smart, conservative, funny, and faith-filled woman. In addition to being a cubicle-dweller during the day, she is training as a nurse in the evening. No bon-bon eating slacker here. (And no she isn't an Alice from Dilbert.) Heck, she even likes fire. Why else would she set her backyard on fire.
So gentlemen, head on over to The Crescat and introduce yourself.
Sunday, November 01, 2009
Baptized!
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Why Do You Do It? Why Do You Make Waves?
--Ezekiel 33: 7-9
I am not going to Hell for anybody and especially not for refusing to ruffle feathers.
Something Positive.
Today, however, I would like to compliment the TSA at Salt Lake City International Airport. I have found them to be universally kind, professional, and even friendly, which I find strange considering the mind-numbing nature of their job.
Case in point, as I was being screened last Monday morning, I realized that I had forgotten to removed my pocket knife from my pocket. This is something I ritually do before I leave for the airport, but that flight was early and I was semi-conscious. I thought the knife would end up on the island of lost toys. This would have been bad enough in itself, but the knife was a gift from my late grandmother. The screener was very cordial and informed me that if I bought an envelope and postage, I could mail it to myself. He didn't have to be nice about it, but her was. So kudos to SLC International TSA staff.
Friday, October 23, 2009
How Appropriate...
Catholic school downplays angst over student musical's gay characters
Judge Memorial Catholic High's drama department raised the curtain Thursday night on the rock musical "Rent" despite criticism from some Utah Catholics and a priest offended by the play's gay characters.
The show is a tamed-down school edition of the 1990s Broadway hit about seven friends living the bohemian lifestyle in New York's East Village.
It is to run for five more shows this week and next at Judge, one of Utah's three Catholic high schools.
Sister Catherine Kamphaus, superintendent of schools in the Salt Lake City diocese, said she read the script at the request of Bishop John Wester, and she watched a dress rehearsal Tuesday.
"There is absolutely nothing that would be offensive," Kamphaus said Thursday. "It wasn't condoning the gay and lesbian lifestyle."
Rather, she said, the play shows friends forming a loving and caring community while facing AIDS and other challenges.
Wester declined to comment Thursday. Kamphaus said the bishop learned of the show when a priest complained two weeks ago. Wester considered canceling the run, she said, but ultimately left the final decision to her.
The superintendent praised Judge's use of the play as a springboard to teach about the Roman Catholic Church's compassion for outcasts, the sick and the hopeless.
Judge Principal Rick Bartman said the play is in keeping with the church's outreach to people in the gay community and those with AIDS.
"Church teachings are never compromised [in the play]," Bartman said.
The school edition of the Pulitzer Prize-winning play became available last year, and it has been controversial throughout the country. One song, "Contact," and profane language in the original were removed for the school edition.
Some schools have canceled shows. Others have refused drama teachers' requests to stage it.
Judge is the only Utah school performing the play this year, according to the company that licenses the productions.
The Rev. Erik Richtsteig, pastor of St. James the Just Catholic Church in Ogden, criticized the play on his blog this week, calling it "morally destructive and offensive," and saying that it normalizes deviant behavior. He was at a retreat Thursday and unavailable for comment.
A number of Catholics chimed in on Richtsteig's blog. One wrote, "I am praying for the diocese of Salt Lake City. What a thing to have on its conscience as to allow this play at a supposedly Catholic school."
James Snow, campaign director for 40 Days for Life Utah, an anti-abortion group, suggested that the play's dialogue is "initiating young people into the unseemly subculture and fetishes of the homosexualist movement."
That's not so, Bartman said. "It discusses issues of homelessness, community, helping each other, helplessness and hopelessness," he added. "We felt it was a good, teachable moment for our kids."
The school's drama director, Darin Hathaway, the cast of 22 and the 12 stage technicians have been doing community service in conjunction with the play, according to the school's Web site.
Cast and crew also coordinated and planned the early October all-school prayer service during which prayers were offered for those dealing with poverty, disease and violence.
Bartman said he has had 10 phone calls and e-mails from people objecting to the play, but not one negative comment from students and parents in the Judge community.
Hmmm, so truth depends upon how many people object? And what about the Church's teaching on the immorality of homosexual act? How is that not compromised? Compassion yes, but not approval of behavior contrary to the Gospel. Not to mention that the organization supported by one of the service projects was nothing to be proud of. If you want more proof of the nature of this play, go to the Tribune Website and read the comments on the article.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Request For Prayer And Penance.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Leaving On Retreat.

Bright and early tomorrow morning, I will be jetting it across the Avocado Curtain to Alhambra for my annual retreat with the Confraternity of Catholic Clergy. (I will also find time for an In-n-Out fix, a pho fix, and another viewing of "Zombieland".) I will try (not very hard) not to post during retreat, but will likely give in. I get back in Salt Lake main late on Friday evening.
Monday, October 12, 2009
They Are Closing My Dealership.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Sauce For The Goose.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
ZOMBIELAND!
Oh, Zombieland, how do I love thee! Let me count the ways!As my friends Fr. Orange Joe says, I love all things zombie. (Well, with the exception of Italian
Zombieland enters the pantheon. It is well made and well acted. It is both frightening and funny. Heck, it made me realize that my life is incomplete without a Cadillac Escalade with a plow. (OK, the Hummer with the arsenal is pretty cool too.) Columbus' rules for surviving the zombie apocalypse, Bill Murray as Bill Murray... well the list could go on forever. This movie is even responsible for my no longer despising Woody Harrelson.
Rated a well deserved R for violence, gore, language, and the zombie stripper, it isn't for young ones, but I will no doubt watch this many times in the future.
Speaking of "Rent".
A commentator on the "Catholic Identity" post wanted to post this, but was afraid that it might lead to accusations of insensitivity. I have no such fears as my insensitivity is already widely know.
Yet Another Award.
Friday, October 09, 2009
Catholic Identity.
It isn't only colleges and universities that we need to worry about.Most of us realize that neither the National Catholic Reporter nor US Catholic are Catholic in any real sense. The same needs to be said about Catholic for Free Choice. And, as we are painfully aware, few of our nominally Catholic politicians support the core teachings of the Church. All very troubling, but I believe mislabeling in education presents the most dangers to souls. And it isn't only colleges and universities that we need to worry about.
One of our diocesan high schools is very proud of its 'cutting edge' theater department. A few years ago, they won awards for their production of The Laramie Project. This play's self-stated purpose is to educate against homophobia. While violence against anybody is be rejected, this play is more concerned with advancing a pro-gay agenda with attendant views of human sexuality that are diametrically opposed to the Church's teaching. This year, they are producing Rent: The School Edition. I made it less than halfway through the movie version before being overcome by the homo-positive propaganda. The school edition removes one amazingly offensive song and some foul language, but still retains the problematic plot with gay relationships, an s&m dancer, a transvestite, and drug use to name just a few huge red flags. Again, this presents a view of human sexuality contrary to Church teaching. It is not a large leap to suspect that someone has an agenda and is running with it.
Is it appropriate for a Catholic school to promote and present views contrary to Church teachings? Obviously, I think not. I cannot imagine The Horst Wessel Story or Birth of a Nation: The Musical, being tolerated. Racism is rightly reviled. But when it comes to human sexuality, we turn a blind eye. (Note how many Catholic colleges produce The Vagina Monologues each year.) Moreover, these abherent views are produced by and aimed at you people who are the principal targets of deviant sexual propaganda in our society. I cannot comprehend how this can be considered part of Catholic education, an education that my parish is helping to pay for.
But Father, you are over-reacting. No, I am not. The school in question held an education meeting, obviously to try to head off controversy. (I suspect it won't succeed.) It was covered by local news. Check out the comments if you don't believe that this will be perceived as gay propaganda.
The point is that if an institution claims to be Catholic, that claim must be backed up be actions that embrace and promote Church teachings. It is not enough to have theology classes, chapels, or a statue or two of the Blessed Mother. All aspects of the institution that bear on the Faith must be in line with the Faith.
Update (Sat. 10 Oct): Check out this post from a student at the high school and the comments. If this doesn't prove my main point, I don't know what will. Also, check out the website for the Utah AIDS Foundation (which cast members supported via a service project). They do much more than help people with AIDS. Drag Queen Bingo anyone? The Queer Village Blog?
I Am Looking Forward To My Canonization.
As If We Needed More Proof That The Nobel Peace Prize Is Worthless.
(Honestly, we I read this I thought that someone had hacked the news website.)
Update: Of course, if the president had any class, he would respectfully decline the award.
Thursday, October 08, 2009
Answer To A Burning Question.
Let us know what you predict in the combox.
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Monday, October 05, 2009
Forced Fun.
Sunday, October 04, 2009
Prayer Request.
Friday, October 02, 2009
No Olympics For You!
Thursday, October 01, 2009
Phoenix? Why Did It Have To Be Phoenix?
A Surprise Visit.
On a sad side note, when I told a priest friend, from another diocese, about this, he said, "Well that would never happen in my diocese, a bishop showing up for a surprise visit. Well, it might happen, but it would be something like, 'Hi. You have been accused of X.'" This is all too true. If one thing comes out of the Year of the Priest, I hope it will be that bishops once again act as fathers for their priests. (We have may brothers, but only one bishop-father.)
He Is Heavy And, Thank Heavens, He Ain't My Brother.
The Catholic League had this nice take on this limousine liberal's assault on Capitalism:
Catholic League president Bill Donohue comments on Michael Moore and his new movie, “Capitalism: A Love Story”:
If the economic system that Michael Moore has successfully milked is “immoral” and “evil,” then that would suggest that he is an immoral, evil man. But we’ll let someone else make the final decision on that one. What we do know is that he is wearing his religion on his sleeve these days, telling Chris Cuomo how he believes “in the core Christian values.” One wonders why, then, would this Catholic—whose role models are the rogue Berrigan brothers—would give money to an urban terrorist group right after they invaded St. Patrick’s Cathedral during Cardinal O’Connor’s Sunday Mass in 1989; some spat the Host on the floor.
More recently, Moore cited the oil giant Halliburton as emblematic of capitalism’s evilness. What he didn’t mention is that his Halliburton investments helped to make him filthy rich. Oh, yes, he also likes Sunoco.
Capitalism has been kind to Moore. He lives in a waterfront mansion with a private beach, one that is so lily-white that not a single black person lives there. This is not by accident. Though he exclaimed in his film “Stupid White Men” that he plans to “hire only black people,” author Peter Schweizer found that of the 134 producers, editors, cinematographers, composers and production coordinators that Moore hired, only three were black.
Moore says it is anti-Christian not to divide the pie fairly. So what would that make him? Oh, yes, he does contribute to soup kitchens. Too bad he doesn’t actually employ the poor—then he could shelve the Campbell’s. In 2002, his charitable donations amounted to $36,000. Sounds like a lot until we learn that he made eight figures that year. One more thing: he ran his donations through his private foundation, a capitalist-created scheme designed to protect fat cats from paying their fair share of taxes.
The next time a social justice Christian brags about his commitment to the poor, ask him to open his own books. Transparency is so beautiful.
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
In Honor Of Saint Jerome.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent?
Librarian Alice: My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome.
Friday, September 25, 2009
ACORN Treatment For CCHD.
Hijacking The Year Of The Priest.
So what does Notre Shame do during this year? Invite His Eminence of Los Angeles to speak on something which is not above his pay grade, “Fostering the Baptismal Priesthood in the ‘Year for Priests’”. Here is the Shame description of the event,
Following the Second Vatican Council there has been a rediscovery in Catholic theology of baptism as the foundational sacrament of ministry, and a clearer recognition that ministry is not just for the ordained. The Second Vatican Council related the baptismal call, the vocation of the baptized, and the office of the ordained to the mystery of Christ, finding in each a reflection of the threefold office of Christ priest, prophet and king. Every vocation and every ministry is rooted in the same reality of Christ and his presence by the gift of the Spirit in the Church.Responding to Pope Benedict XVI’s invitation to reflect on the priesthood during this “Year for Priests,” and drawing from his own recent pastoral letter on ministry, “As I Have Done for You,” Cardinal Mahony will identify the foundations for a baptismal priesthood and a ministerial priesthood suited to meet the pressing needs of the Church today.
This was brought to my attention by Gianna in a comment on another post. She succinctly describes what the talk was like:
Cardinal Mahoney was just here at Notre Dame giving a talk about the priesthood...basically he was shilling for lay/evil nun administrators for parishes, and he thought that a priest should preferably be involved in social justice work before he should be involved in running a parish. Quite gagworthy. Then again, ND doesn't have too good a record in terms of people they invite...
Fundamentally, it seems that some people are embarrassed by the priesthood as it has been traditional understood. They are OK with holy social workers (social justice work), but not with priests as shepherds and sanctifiers. Best to have lay (preferably women) or nun parish coordinators and keep priests in the closet as sacramental machines (at least until the Church realizes that we all consecrate the Eucharist. While in Milwaukee, I one heard a newly ordained priest say from the pulpit that it would be wonderful if we could all take turns presiding. Gagworthy indeed.) No thanks. This is not the teaching of the Church, especially as enunciated by the Second Vatican Council. Let's keep the Year of the Priest focused on priests. Don't let us off the hook.
Update (Monday September 28):
Interesting comment from Mary Liz,
Actually, from what I've heard, the event was a great "up your's" from Mahony. The Congregation of Holy Cross had originally invited him to speak on the Priesthood. (Year of the Preist, they're using it for all its vocation recruiting power) When Mahony revealed his the title of the talk, the Congregation said "forget that!" and pulled sponsorship leaving the University to pick it up.
You May Now Call Me Father Sir.

The first weekend of October, I will be in Phoenix at the annual meeting of the Western Lieutenancy of the Equestrian Order of the Holy Sepulcher of Jerusalem and will be received into the order. To say that I am honored would be an understatement and I look forward to helping the Order in its mission to support the Church in the Holy Land. (I am still wondering, though, whether I get a sword, armor, and a horse. Likely, I will simply have to settle for a medal and a mozzetta.)
Sailing Pictures.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Priest 2, Occult Stores 0.
My second assignment after ordination was in Price, Utah at Notre Dame de Lourdes parish. At that time there was a new age store, interestingly enough called the New Age Store, on main street. Every time I drove by it, I wondered what would happen if I threw holy water on it. Finally, I decided that it had to go. I made its closure part of my prayer intentions. Two years later, it was gone.When I arrived in Ogden, I noticed an occult store on main street. I said to myself, this place has to go. It took six years, but it closed a few months ago. (I extend grateful thanks to the recession.)
Today, I noticed one not far from my mum's house in Salt Lake. Target number 3, fire for effect.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
New Tiller Arrives!
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
Being A Priest.
I expect we will hear a good deal more of this non-sense over the next year as the Year of the Priest is hijacked into the Year of the Common Priesthood. In my diocese, this is done every year when at our Chrism Mass everyone renews their 'vows' of service.
I reject her fundamental claim that the Second Vatican Council rebalanced the relationship between the clergy and the laity. No! The Council reaffirmed the hierarchical nature of the Church and rejected any form of functional or 'just a job' understanding of the priesthood. (Though a good case can be made that the priesthood was denigrated to the benefit of the episcopacy.)
When she speaks about the decline of sacraments in favor of relevant ministries, we see the fruits of this misunderstanding of II Vatican. The priest cannot be a guru, social worker, or community organizer, he must be first and primarily an alter Christus. So, yes there is one model, the model of Christ the Eternal High Priest.
Young and a good number of older priests, far from coping with uncertainty or escaping into the past, are simply living out the reality of their vocation in a time tested manner. Living, dressing, and acting like a priest, not Che Guevara or Dr. Phil.






















